A young woman walked into the church confessional, her golden blonde hair shining in the dim light. She nervously clasped her hands together and began, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’m pregnant.”

The priest, an elderly man with a kind expression, was taken aback and asked gently, “How did this happen, my child?”

She hesitated before replying, “I think it must be the second coming.”